"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
"My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one."
Now, doesn't that feel better?
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