Where are you being fed?

ON MONDAY, ALICE BOUGHT A PARROT.

It didn’t talk, so the next day she returned to the pet store.

“He needs a ladder,” she was told. She bought a ladder, but another day passed and the parrot still didn’t say a word.

“How about a swing?” the clerk suggested.

So Alice bought a swing. The next day, a mirror. The next day, a miniature plastic tree. The next day, a shinny parrot toy. On Sunday morning, Alice was standing outside the pet store when it opened. She had the parrot cage in her hand and tears in her eyes. Her parrot was dead.

“Did it ever say a word?” The store owner asked.

“Yes” Alice said through her sobs. “Right before he died, he looked at me and asked, “Don’t they sell any food at the pet store?”


The Local Feeding Schedule:

Tuesday: 7:00 to 9PM WildMen at Woodlands Church . www.wildmenministry.com

Thursday: 11:45 to 1PM RealMen at the China Buffet at University and Lock Ridge Road

Hope to see you there....